Here's a sampling of this year's fortunes:
- Help! I'm being held prisoner in the kitchen!
- You are so lucky. The sun shines on everyone. The rain falls on everyone too. Only you get to eat this cookie.
- Sorry, you got the wrong cookie.
- Confucius say: You are crazy if you think your whole life will be mapped out in this cookie.
- It's about time I got out of that cookie!
- Some fortune cookies contain no fortune.

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